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04-02-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I only weed ate the front yard.
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04-14-2003-----I mowed and
weed ate my entire yard front and back.
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04-19-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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04-23-2003-----As of today
it has been 1 year since the Lawn Mowing Chester last weed ate.
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04-23-2003-----The Lawn
Mowing Chester is Alive! It's winter's hibernation is
apparently over. Alas, it could only muster enough strength to
mow it's front yard and do no weed eating.
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04-24-2003-----The Lawn
Mowing Chester made another appearance today, it mowed it's back
yard after much strain. It still has not weed eat.
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04-27-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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05-03-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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05-04-2003-----The Lawn Mowing Chester mowed it's
front yard and one-third of it's back yard. It had to stop due
to a malfunction of it's mower.
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05-13-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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05-19-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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05-24-2003-----The Lawn Mowing Chester mowed and
weed ate it's entire lawn in an amazing display of stamina
heretofore unseen in it's species.
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05-26-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I weed ate the back yard, but
couldn't get the front due to running out of weed eating line.
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05-27-2003-----I finished
weed eating the front yard. I couldn't put it off as long as
my simian bi-peded friend.
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06-01-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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06-09-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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06-10-2003-----The Lawn Mowing Chester mowed it's
front yard today, it couldn't summon the strength to complete the
task.
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06-17-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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06-22-2003-----I weed ate
my entire yard front and back.
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06-23-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back.
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06-23-2003-----The Lawn Mowing Chester mowed it's
front and back yard today. Apparently nearly 2 weeks of
hibernation helped it gain the strength to complete the task.
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07-04-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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07-12-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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07-12-2003-----The Lawn Mowing Chester mowed it's
front yard today. It couldn't muster the strength to do the
back yard. Much to it's dismay a heavy rain pelted down this
evening preventing a possible completion of it's yard mowing
activities in the foreseeable future.
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07-18-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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07-20-2003-----The Lawn Mowing Chester finally
completed the lawn mowing session it started on 07-12-2003. It
completed it's back yard on the highest possible setting on the lawn
mower. Since it hadn't mown the back yard since 06-23-2003 the
mower setting should come as no surprise. At the afore
mentioned setting the lawn is still 2" taller than my lawn and now
requires bailing.
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07-23-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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08-02-2003-----I mowed and
weed ate my entire yard front and back. I also jumped the
fence and weed ate the Lawn Mowing Chester's fence line that borders
my lawn. I figured that a foot was to tall for it's fence line
grass. Did I get any thanks for this service.....No!
Just like any creature of simian descent all I received from it was
a paw full of dung, flung my way.
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08-09-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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08-13-2003-----The Lawn Mowing Chester mowed it's
front lawn at 9:30 a.m. today. How it got up that early I'll
never know. It still couldn't summon the energy to mow it's
back lawn. The back lawn was last mowed almost 2 months ago
(6-23-03).
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08-16-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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08-20-2003-----The Lawn Mowing Chester finally
mowed it's back yard today. It made sure that I was not around
to witness the event. Actually it was more like pushing the
foliage down than cutting it, since it has been three days short of
2 months since it last mowed the back yard. The lawn still
looks almost as nappy as the mullet the Chester sports.
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08-24-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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09-01-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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09-06-2003-----I mowed and
weed ate my entire yard front and back.
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09-06-2003-----The Lawn Mowing Chester started
mowing today about the same time I did, but only had the stamina and
energy to complete the front yard. Perhaps this lack of
stamina and energy could lend a clue to the extinction of it's
species. In the Darwinian of world of survival of the fittest,
the Lawn Mowing Chester lacks the energy and stamina to outlast a
left-handed, tubercular quadriplegic. How has this one
survived so long?
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09-11-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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09-12-2003-----Today the Lawn Mowing Chester
mowed it's back yard. Mowing the back yard and front yards in
a span of less than a week, surely the stars are aligned in it's
favor. It sent me the following message via e-mail (Who
knew?): "mowed back yard. mower did
not die once, due to dry grass. weed eat
Sat." This is copied exactly as I received it. Note the
use of lower case letters to start the sentences, only the letter S
in Sat. is capitalized. To the trained observer such as myself
this would indicate an inferiority complex. Also, note the use
of incomplete sentences as well as the abbreviation of the word
Saturday. This would seem to indicate the presence of a
completion anxiety, which could explain it's inability to complete
mowing it's entire yard in the same day. Though very brief and
very simple this message has revealed a great deal about the Lawn
Mowing Chester. Simpleton is the key word.
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09-20-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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09-26-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
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10-13-2003-----Today the Lawn Mowing Chester
corralled me out in the yard and asked me if I had seen its mower.
Apparently its mower has been stolen and it has taken it this long
to miss it. I hardly ever see its mower when it is mowing much
less any other time.
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10-19-2003-----I mowed my
entire yard front and back. I did not weed eat at this time.
