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      Like the Bigfoot, Chupacabra, and the Loch Ness Monster, the elusive Lawn Mowing Chester has rarely been spotted.  On this site I will try to explore some of the mysteries of The Lawn Mowing Chester.  I have included a timeline of The Lawn Mowing Chester's activities, it has large lapses in time due to The Lawn Mowing Chester's shunning of the outside world.  I have tried to evaluate his activities as compared to that of a human being (i.e. myself).

     Some scientists deny the existence of The Lawn Mowing Chester even though I have posted photographic evidence to the contrary on this web site.  They seem to think The Lawn Mowing Chester is nothing more than a shaved Sasquatch.  To which I ask, If it will not mow it's lawn, why would The Lawn Mowing Chester shave itself?  It certainly would seem easier to to mow the lawn.  Judging from the smell of it's dung encrusted arse, it doesn't take the time to bathe much less shave it's whole body.

    In the end it's up to each individual to decide for him or herself if they believe in the existence of The Lawn Mowing Chester.  I have seen the beast!  I have smelled it's stench ridden arse!  The nose knows!  Something IS out there!  Do you believe???  I do!


                                                                                            The Bastard

This page was last updated on 10/19/03.

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